Cappucino Assassino

Cappu Cappu!  This killer soap is based on Turkish coffee.  What is that?  Well, the beans are ground into a very fine powder and boiled with plenty of sugar and cardamom in a brass ibrik, and drank, unfiltered, from a little cup.  This soap is a solidified version of that.  Honey replaces the cane sugar, and a layer of cocoa butter simulates the crema layer.  It'll get you cleaner faster than you can say "Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Sahur," which will take a moment, but you get the idea.

Scent:  Dark Coffee and Cardamom

Ingredients:

Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Safflower Oil, Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide (Lye), Sorbitol, Sorbitan Oleate, Propylene Glycol, Oat Protein, Honey, Cocoa Butter, Coffee Fragrance Oil, Cardamom Essential Oil, Arabica Coffee Grounds (Sumatran Blend or Ethiopian Yirgacheffe) , Colorants (Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Iron Oxide)